Instagram is pretty.

Bookings are better.

Digital, handled.

90% of reservations start on a screen.

Be irresistible.

Mexico City

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BISTROT BASTARDS

Guests now choose restaurants and hotels on Instagram, Google and ChatGPT. We make sure you are found — and worth choosing — across all three. You run the operation; we manage the digital presence behind it, including GEO: the signals that help AI understand when and why your brand belongs in the answer.

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How we build demand

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Guest holding a green drink and croissant on a blue restaurant table

Strategy & original content

We define the positioning, tone, menus, content pillars and campaign roadmap that keep every digital touchpoint moving in one direction.

Green tortellini with peas being plated during restaurant service

Photo & video production

Produced with cinema-grade cameras, professional lighting and meticulous post-production, our photo and video make the food, room and service impossible to scroll past.

Campaigns & social systems

We plan, produce and publish a steady rhythm of platform-native content across Instagram and TikTok, supported by launches, collaborations and paid creative.

Two guests sharing green vegetable dishes and wine at a restaurant table

Websites & booking journeys

We build fast, booking-focused websites with technical SEO and an ongoing, human-reviewed article system that keeps the restaurant discoverable.

Data-led restaurant marketing and performance analysis

SEO, GEO & paid media

We manage local listings and Google reviews, SEO and GEO, Meta Ads, paid search and ChatGPT Ads strategy—connected to conversion tracking and reservations.

Services

One team, one system: brand, menus, content, social, website, search, ads and reputation — all working toward more qualified reservations.

Restaurant dish photographed by Bistrot Bastards

Brand strategy, menus & identity

Built to lock in your universe

A restaurant food photograph used in a mobile-first hospitality website

Websites & booking journeys

Built to turn visits into reservations

Restaurant table setting photographed by Bistrot Bastards

Paid media, SEO & AI discovery

Built to be found — on Meta, search and ChatGPT

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Understanding your vision, your restaurant, and your goals lets us build a strategy that actually fits your business.

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